Jury: Why do you think you deserve the title as sole 2k20 survivor
Oldman: I was the one of the most targeted participants in the 2k20 game. I had to constantly fight off the temptation to rip packs. Even when VC was on sale, I still resisted and moved on. I constantly schemed and cheated my way way through countless 12-0 runs. It wasn’t until some un-named you tuber started to post the secrets of runs. I had to quickly pivot and allow others to do the dirty work for me. I was then able to use those other players to win countless competitions which ultimately increased my MT stack to point where I could actually make money instead of paying money. I would also like to point out I spent days and nights grinding out horrible Evo players which also allowed me to maneuver the auction house without ever having to snipe. As the game came to the end I soon realized the only way to win was to cheat and backstab, I relied heavily on OP CPU defense and allowed them to all my work for me without ever having to do anything. I’ve been yelled at, threatened and even been told to end it all.
To sum it up, yes I have cheated, yes i have been dishonest but I never spent a single cent on VC.
That is a true survivor
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If this was survivor I would vote your old ass off the island first
This is a young mans game and youre just here for the tan
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i get to stay OF COURSE. the horse is both a therapist and comedic relief which boosts ratings and morale
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When did Elvis Horse happen? 
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just now, actually. @daruler022 helped with the idea and the sideburns so most of the credit goes to him. thought it was time for a change and i think this was the right choice
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gonna miss the added benefit of being best friends with hulk hogan though
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We will watch your career with great interest
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was waiting for your approval as well. thank you
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Hollywood Horse Hogan and now Elvis Horsley
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Used to watch this and The Bachelor with my mom’s religiously for first few szns 
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Ooh I’m liking the new stunt
You done earned your chops
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Nah, bro…you made the idea all yours. You took my suggestion, but put work in and had your own vision. Props! 
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its a lot of work and brainstorming for one of these. you have no idea how hard it is to get a photo of elvis’ hair sideways lol. but yeah ill probably do another style eventually
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From oldman talking about cheating 2k survivor island style to an elvis horse in a span of 15 comments.
Never change 2kg. Never change.
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It’s what we do, baby! We kill meaningless threads up in here. Lol
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