Shower Thoughts?

This is WAY off topic, but think about this:

No one has ever been in an empty room.

People with claustrophobia are fine with their brains being trapped in their skull.

If you rip a hole in a net, it has less holes than it did before.

If James Bond is the world’s most famous spy, doesn’t that mean he’s the worst one, too?

Coffee is just bean soup.

Someone else that you think about smashing has probably thought about smashing you as well.

Gimme some more, people.

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What are snails even trying to do

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Dolphins aren’t even fish. They’re mammals.

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X88B88 looks like the word voodoo reflecting off itself

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Security at airports is ridiculous UNTIL you get to baggage claim. Then it’s just a free for all.

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bed (or bod) looks like an actual bed.

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Trying to get rich by winning the lottery is like trying to commit suicide by flying on commercial airplanes

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image

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The word fat just looks like someone took a bite out of the word eat

Eat
Fat

Do you see it🤣

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Being ugly is just playing life on hard mode.

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Pixar is just Disney without people singing every 2 minutes.

The share button on Reddit should say “spreddit”

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Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed

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This is one of my favorite ones of all time.

“Gorillas don’t know any bodybuilding techniques so we have probably never seen one at full potential”

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The only time the word incorrectly is spelled incorrectly is when it’s spelled incorrectly.

Brushing your teeth is the only time you clean your skeleton.

Anything can be used as a hammer if it’s used wrong (or hard) enough.

If life keeps getting harder, that means you leveled up.

Whenever you think life is too hard, just think of what level you can be

“I wonder what my dog named me?”

Seeing as how both Batman and Ironman’s only real super powers are that they are super rich and very smart, Bill Gates and Steve Jobs sure turned out to be disappointments.

You can never die in a dream because you don’t know what dying feels like.