Marry one, kill one, fuck one.
Marry the veal, kill the Alfredo, and fuck the fagioli.
You’d kill the Alfredo? Someone get this pazzo!
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Marry and fuck someone who will make you all that food that will eventually kill you
I win lol
I’m a stupid paizan!
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Or get killed by three other wop fucks!
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Hey you guinea fuck, I say Marry the fagioli, fuck the veal parmesan, and fuckin whack the alfredo
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I could go for a schvitz
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You can’t. You have high blood pressure, remember? You go in there you can check the fuck out. Your doctor specifically said stay the fuck away from heat
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Always marry Pasta Fagioli. Always.
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Fun fact: “fettuccine Alfredo” don’t exist in Italy, they are actually terrible and made for your rough american palates 
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Oh ya think ya fuckin smart? Everybody knows the afredo’s just adult mac n cheese
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Bring some real English if you can, non native speaker can’t understand your slang
It’s a creamy adult macaroni! Capisce?!
This doesn’t exist in Italy. You americans think are eating Italian food that doesn’t exist in Italy. Just wanted to warn you, mr. Smart
Ayyyy the muleys
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Ey yo, watch the sfogliatelle!!
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I, my friend, cook authentic Italian quite often. I’ll whip up a seafood or chicken alfredo from scratch once or twice a year as well though. No one ever said they think it’s authentic Italian. Alfredo is not in Italian cuisine but there are similar style sauces. Just not this heavy whipping cream American shit they serve in restaurants lol.
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