My Halloween confession

I buy 3 150 piece assorted bags and keep all the Reese’s for myself. I also keep all the Kit Kat’s.

I’m a terrible man.

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Vork said f*ck them kids

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Two years ago on Halloween my gf at the time invited this girl over and we had a three way… that girl tho was my friends girlfriend :man_shrugging:t2:

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That escalated quickly :rofl:

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Similar story over here @ismith111, without the three way. :cry:

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I used to kick over pumpkins and jackolanterns

Gotta keep the Twix too g

For your Gluttony you now have to go into the bathroom

Face the mirror
Turn the lights off
And say Candyman out loud 3x

All your sins will be washed away

But only if you follow these steps

I gave thc gummies out last year

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I mean I had a great Halloween that year lol

Seriously! You did not give kids weed? It must’ve been an adult Halloween party.

Of course I didn’t give kids weed. I gave them edibles

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The kids get the Baby Ruth’s? :joy:

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The Bag of Candy always smelled like Baby Ruth :joy:

No one ever buys Paydays and Baby Ruth

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Droppin dime on yourself tho

The audacity

Those kids ate all their candy that night. :rofl:

My freshman year we bag snatched middle schoolers

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Y’all save those for me