Summing it up in one word…LIFE!
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That right there is as American as the flag
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That smoked apple wood bacon and caramel glaze are a match made in Heaven. 
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Please close this thread when i’m hungry
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Oh sweet momma. I’m going for donuts one day this week. Maple bacon for the win. Might go with a dirty Elvis for that peanut butter, banana, and bacon heaven.
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Still never had bacon. I’ll imagine that it’s turkey bacon. Yum
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Wait…hold the fucking phone! You’ve NEVER had the real deal bacon cut from the belly of a pig?
If it’s a religion thing…I get it, but if not…you haven’t lived. Also…if it’s a religion thing, God forgives sins. Live a little and then get forgiven for it later. Lol
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You know what they say:
“Don’t ask for permission, ask for forgiveness.”
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Agnostic. Parents never ate it, so I grew up not eating it lol
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Lmao I thought you finally tried bacon
Turkey bacon is the huntch back of the bacon hierarchy
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Turkey bacon is akin to lightly salted cardboard.
Pork bacon is magical. The euphoria of the flavor is akin to getting your first BJ. Okay, I lied… I took that pretty far. It’s so damn delicious though. Bacon pancakes are the business. Jalapeño candied bacon, yup you guessed it, it’s the business. Mmm BACON
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You should at least give it a try
Though I mean, if you’re giving it a try for the first time, give it a proper shot, don’t half ass it and buy some cheap shit from Walmart
Pork bacon melts in the mouth like butter. Turkey bacon does not
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There is only one bacon. Turkey bacon isn’t bacon. Let’s use language carefully please. 
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Turkey bacon is really good, especially when you’re trying not to be a fat fuck lol
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Fuck that, eat bacon, be fat and be happy!
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The analogy LOL turkey bacon pretty good to me, turkey sausage too. I had my first pork rib at my cousins on the 4th
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That is sweet with bacon?
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