Summing it up in one word…LIFE!
That right there is as American as the flag
That smoked apple wood bacon and caramel glaze are a match made in Heaven.
Please close this thread when i’m hungry
Oh sweet momma. I’m going for donuts one day this week. Maple bacon for the win. Might go with a dirty Elvis for that peanut butter, banana, and bacon heaven.
Still never had bacon. I’ll imagine that it’s turkey bacon. Yum
Wait…hold the fucking phone! You’ve NEVER had the real deal bacon cut from the belly of a pig?
If it’s a religion thing…I get it, but if not…you haven’t lived. Also…if it’s a religion thing, God forgives sins. Live a little and then get forgiven for it later. Lol
You know what they say:
“Don’t ask for permission, ask for forgiveness.”
Agnostic. Parents never ate it, so I grew up not eating it lol
Lmao I thought you finally tried bacon
Turkey bacon is the huntch back of the bacon hierarchy
Turkey bacon is akin to lightly salted cardboard.
Pork bacon is magical. The euphoria of the flavor is akin to getting your first BJ. Okay, I lied… I took that pretty far. It’s so damn delicious though. Bacon pancakes are the business. Jalapeño candied bacon, yup you guessed it, it’s the business. Mmm BACON
You should at least give it a try
Though I mean, if you’re giving it a try for the first time, give it a proper shot, don’t half ass it and buy some cheap shit from Walmart
Pork bacon melts in the mouth like butter. Turkey bacon does not
There is only one bacon. Turkey bacon isn’t bacon. Let’s use language carefully please.
Turkey bacon is really good, especially when you’re trying not to be a fat fuck lol
Fuck that, eat bacon, be fat and be happy!
The analogy LOL turkey bacon pretty good to me, turkey sausage too. I had my first pork rib at my cousins on the 4th
That is sweet with bacon?