I’ve had several broken bones as a result of stupid shit. I’ve broken my foot from tipping over a curb and dislocated my knee from fucking dancing.
I think today takes the cake though. I was outside mowing my lawn about an hour ago and I hit a rock or something and that fucker shot up and hit me right in the sack.
I haven’t been able to sit down yet.
How about you guys?
i broke my elbow by dancing on ice and slipping onto a wall
broke my foot pretending to dunk on someone and landing the wrong way
Fucking dancing, nice activity.
I had to get stitches in my ear cause my dumb ass brother & cousin were playing catch with a pool chlorine ball
More specifically I was out clubbing with a gay friend of mine, but that’s neither here nor there.
I have CP but I started telling people in middle/high school that it was a football accident 
. There were even rumors that I fell off a balcony 
Kids make up the wildest shit. I was out for a week in 8th grade because of a pretty severe leg injury and came back in a wheelchair.
There were people who thought I got shot. 
I ran into a wall a sprained my toe
I was 6 years old. My grandmother brought us some delicious cheese from her town. I wanted more but my mom said that I had enough.
Later during the night, while my parents were sleeping, I go downstairs to get some of that cheese. But it was pretty hard to cut a slice so I took the big knife.
I cut my finger and bleed all over the cheese, ruining it. I pretend nothing happened and go back to sleep with a shirt tied around my hand. Next day, my parents obviously caught me but they considered that the cut I got was enough. I still got the scar today
Man I’ve had some really stupid ones.
Tore my meniscus clean in half because I tripped over my dog. Was trying to cross the street at a quick jog when she ran in front of me.
Tore my labrum in two places, snapped my coracoid process (bone that connects bicep to shoulder) and tore my rotator cuff benching about 300 on the decline press. Didn’t have a spotter and on the third rep halfway up my shoulder literally exploded.
Broke my big toe running up the stairs and missed a step and it just snapped back
Broke my hand a second time running down the stairs (hit the back of it on a door frame)
I have others but those are just dumb and not funny or sad
I’m feeling the solidarity 
I think the stupidest one was when I broke my foot during a job interview at a gym.
I ended up doing the entire interview which was mostly physical (trainer job) on a broken foot because I was too ashamed/proud to admit I’d hurt myself.
Lmao I had hip surgery in the 3rd grade. First day back, came with a shirt that read, “back by popular demand”
Lol. Fuck that takes me back. I was one of those kids who had all the “saying” shirts and thought that shit was the coolest thing. 
Broke my hand and missed work for 2 months arguing with an ex. One of those dumb arguments where they threaten to go home at 2AM even tho she didn’t drive, it lasted for almost an hour before I flipped out and punched the wall on the side of her about 10 times
When I was 10 I tripped over a sidewalk and my foot got caught on the sidewalk as I was falling.
Sprained my ankle, and it was on Halloween so I didn’t get any candy that year lol
Never broke a hand doing it, but I had a few wall punching incidents when I was a teenager getting pissed about random shit.
My dad sorted me out and I didn’t do it anymore. 
I’ve patched up alot of holes but I must have hit a beam or just in general its usually 1 punch not 10. She was such a cnt
That’s how I broke my hand the first time… shattered my knuckles punching a cement wall when I was 16… I was a dumb kid. Damage was permanent too, I can’t straighten out my right hand
most important game of my highschool basketball career and i sprained my ankle running backwards after a three pointer. we lost the game by 2
Most scared I’ve ever been I when I accidentally broke a window throwing some random thing (I don’t even remember what it was) across my room because I was mad at a game.
I didn’t look where I threw it and shattered my window.
It was so quiet you could hear a pin drop and then I heard my Dad coming upstairs, lol.